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Christmasite

A 'Christmasite' refers to a person who is obsessed with Christmas; they live and breathe Christmas. They celebrate all year round and are always talking about Christmas to anyone who will listen.

Slang word for a Crazy Christmas Person

Also, the title of a Poem by Claire Roach titled 'Christmasites'
That girl is an absolute Christmasite
by Christmas Countdown UK September 19, 2025
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Christmafied

To have lots of christmas decorations, and/or to be decorated in christmas related things.
"Our room is christmafied beyond belief!"
by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007
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Christmaslessness

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
by khuh5968 December 26, 2008
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christmastoe

A numbness or loss of feeling in your toe(s) often experienced by people who hike continuously on steep terrain. A common condition/occurrence in the Silviculture industry (brushing and tree planting).

Planting typically takes place between May and September and those who suffer from 'christmastoe' will often only regain feeling around Christmas: 4 - 6 months later.
Rookie: Man, this is fucking weird, I haven't been able to feel my big toe for the last week. I think it's dead...

Vet: Don't worry dude, it's just christmastoe.

Rookie: What?

Vet: The feeling will come back around christmas...

**vet walks away from rookie**

Vet mumbles: ...fucking rookies.

Rookie mumbles: ...fucking planting.
by chicout-ami June 5, 2009
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Christmastache

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.
Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!
by Pastaaa October 4, 2011
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christmasplex

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.
Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.
by dqbhere November 18, 2013
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christmacide

The deliberate and systematic destruction or prevention of Christmas celebration.
There would be no presents for anyone this year -- Mother had committed christmacide and the holiday celebration was cancelled.
by saram April 13, 2007
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