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Christmacide 

What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.
Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?

Jim: No, what happened?

Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!
Christmacide by prezstain1 May 10, 2009

Christmafied 

To have lots of christmas decorations, and/or to be decorated in christmas related things.
"Our room is christmafied beyond belief!"
Christmafied by Paul Malenke December 29, 2007

christmasize 

to decorate an item or gift, to look all shiny, bright and christmassy.
i have christmasized a food hamper by adding christmassy bows and gold lametta and then gift wrapping the hamper.
christmasize by jennyr21 October 17, 2010

christmacle 

A Christmacle is a Christmas miracle.

Alternate definition: To perform miracles on Christmas.
Dude, I totally just christmacled that homeless man.
christmacle by purplecobras December 8, 2010

Christmadence 

Accumagation accumagate meaning any christmas related coincidence.
You happen to know a monkey called bobo with a mild interest in piracy and receive a pirate book with a monkey called bobo in it for christmas.

Christicide 

Christicide!
Because Homocide wasn't good enough.