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christmas list 

a sex game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they fuck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts fucking him… and so on until one makes the man ejaculate. who ever makes Santa ejaculate wins one of the objects on the list
all the bad girls wanna play Christmas List with Santa
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Christmas List 

A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
Christmas List by Alaric C. February 10, 2015

Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
Christmas list shopping by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

White girl Christmas list 

Ugs

Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6
Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot

You're off my Christmas card list 

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026