Christmas dick

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 19, 2021
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Christmas Dick

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2010
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Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.
I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!
by superman75 February 14, 2020
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