Christmas Dick 

The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.

Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"

Christmas Dick by StevieBones December 29, 2010

Christmas dick 

When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.

My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.

Christmas dick by McGooo September 18, 2021

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

Christmas-Tree Dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Dick Christmas

An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.

I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!

Dick Christmas by superman75 February 14, 2020

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas 

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007

Chrismas dick 

Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.

"Go suck a Chrismas dick!"

"Man, I was talking with your wife and shes a real Chrismas dick."

Chrismas dick by iceman9900 December 6, 2007

christian dick 

Christian dick is just Christian's dick it is very large Christian is black he has a girlfriend that's loves it her name is maison she trys to touch it and to perform oral sex on it sometimes Christian dick is almost 7 inches long maison loves that she thinks it mediam Christian is 12

Is that a remote in your pants
No it's just Christian dick

christian dick by CHRISTIAN LARGE DICK June 16, 2017