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Christicles 

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".
Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!
Christicles by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003

Christicles 

Means you can’t handle no type of liquor and will vomit with ya head up and you also get no bitches with negative rizz
Did you see that man he totally did a christicles with his head up that’s crazy no wonder no girls want his dog ass
Christicles by Yvng_allen June 25, 2022

Christicles 

The testicles of all men named Chris (specifically those with the nickname Chrissy)
Man, Chrissy's christicles are exquisite!
Christicles by steebeebmow January 9, 2024

Chessticles

1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).
"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"

"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"
Chessticles by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012

christile 

An amazing girl who is both interesting to talk to about funny and goofy things, as well as someone who you can speak to about dreams and whatnot. She's around 4'10, tiny, but her booty makes up about 98% of her weight.
Look at Christile, she's with her best friend Ethan again, lucky dude.
christile by ethanovacane June 8, 2014

Chesticles 

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005