Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

Christian baby by Gummy34 January 5, 2024

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baby christian

A nonsensical concept.

Donald Trump is a baby Christian.

baby christian by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020

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Christina the Baby Stuffs

The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.

Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.

The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.

Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.

This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town

Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings

Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs

Christina the Baby Stuffs by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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