Christey

(pronounced Christ-eee) someone who is overly in love with jesus christ, to the point where he gives of a foul religious scent that would make someone want to nail themselves to a cross

alright alright i get it your in love jesus he's the savior just shut the fuck up christey

by David Kinsman April 29, 2008

will christey

Will Christey , normally a stubborn boy with many fears! Usually cheating on a ‘Mia’ or ‘Ruby’

‘Omg will christey I can’t venelube you’

by 0121d1b December 12, 2017

Stem Christy

A single piece of shit that is long enough to touch the bottom of the bowl and poke above the surface of the water.

After eating a pound of cheese from chipotle, Ken dropped a fat Stem Christy into the toilet at work.

by KennyG63 April 15, 2016

Crank Christening

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

christel

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

by true-facts94 December 18, 2018

Christyne

Passionate and fun to an almost infectious level yet moody when you least expect it. Loves fast cars, small towns, and old friends.

Those with the name Christyne are extremely passionate.

by Big Mike 69 February 3, 2010

Christelle

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!

i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!

by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010