Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.

I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.

Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

ChrisTopFuR 

Means Alpha Nigga. Own user of gender can't be judge by a binary or gay faggots. Not to be confuse by furry . Been around since 1990 .

Can't be judge by a queer,gay or a binary faggot.. Basically saying fuck you're gender Meaning of ChrisTopFuR

ChrisTopFuR by BoyScout Rules #352 November 8, 2018

Christofart 

A nickname given to a person by the name of "Christopher" who likes to fart.

Did you just fart Christofart

Christofart by JoNNN1 June 17, 2022

Christosaurus 

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.

Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

Christosaurus by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012

Christosaurus 

Guy named Chris who has a fake profile on Facebook and pretends to not believe in dinosaurs. Makes up stories about protests he never attended and tries to get people banned from CAD for figuring out he’s a fraud.

That Chris dude in CAD is such a Christosaurus Faux.

Christosaurus by Stephen Mc Lingenfoof August 23, 2020

ChristoSadist 

ChristoSadist are All those people who deliberately and intentionally inflict/impose Christmas upon the rest of us for their own joy, satisfaction, and pleasure.

When a family member is a ChristoSadist they organise the entire Christmas holiday 'event' to their own personal agenda for their own satisifaction, and expect everyone to do as planned and prepared - no matter how inconvenient or unwanted the actually just being there is to everyone else. The ChristoSadist takes great joy in forcing everyone to march to the beat of their drum and anyone who does not follow the rules that are clearly laid out, will be forever accused of ruining the day!

ChristoSadist by AquamanUK December 20, 2009

christoburg 

A lost soul on a journey for love. Unfortunately this exciting trek has taken him across a vast ocean of mucus which doesn't leave the most pleasant appearance.
Despite this he has what may be described as the perfect face structure, some may say it looks somewhat sculped and enhanced but he's all natural. That jaw line!
When it comes to his body, what can we say... Most desire for body fat figures of below 10 to get a sneak peek of those abs, well imagine what's on show when we are at 0, pure perfection.
Now we talk below the belt, the burg is not religious or magically inclined so you won't find a wizards hat. The number of crusty socks sat in landfill can be taken as testiment to the lack of sensitivity he must now have, so you ladies may think you're in for long and passionate sessions... You're wrong!
Overall he's an alright kind of guy.

Would I have sex with christoburg? No probably not.
Oh shit! Is that christoburg staring at me from across the road? It is! *Jumps into road*

christoburg by Darriuss November 23, 2021