christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

christed by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

Christed by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman

Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.

Christed by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

christel 

christel is known to be the strongest and the bravest girl you most likely know!she dosent listen to anything not posotive that gets in her way.a christel usually gets really distracted and silly in lessons which is a downside but its all good because a christels personality is the best you can get most christels have the bluest eyes and has a really high alcohol tolerance.but a christel usually is a girl that always acts super hyper and happy but deep down a christel keeps her sad and emotional states inside.a christel can go through tough times any where but a christel is the best at making people laugh and is the best girlfriend and is any man is lucky to have her .she may act towards her friend that she dosent love them and she may play fight but she never means it !!!be like a christel !!!!!!!

christel is brave

why is christel so silly she makes me laugh

christel is the best girl i could have

christel by true-facts94 December 18, 2018

Christelle 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!

i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!

Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010

Christevan 

The most amazing guy you could ever know and meet. A literal transcription of God's eternal love for humanity. Not only kind, intelligent and empathetic, but also a sexy mofo with great abs. He is a badass, whose ass isn't bad at all. And he does all this without even trying. Now imagine him trying!

Example 1:
"Dayum, look at that guy! He must be a Christevan."

Example 2:
Girl to her female friend: "Stop staring at Christevan, you're drooling! Just go and shag!"

Christevan by Chad Broski Maximum April 22, 2022