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Christ-chan 

Christ-chan is a moe anthropomorphized character created by members of 4chan’s pol board as a representation of Christian fundamentalism and evangelism.
Origin

On December 1st, 2014, an anonymous pol user created a thread discussing the use of anime-inspired illustrations to convert more people to Islam.After some discussion, another user later identified as “Chaby” decided to take the concept of using cute anime-inspired art to proselytize people into Christianity. After some conceptualization, the first visual representation of Christ-chan was unveiled as a blue-eyed European woman wearing a modest blue-green dress and a cross necklace around her neck, with personality traits similar to a stereotypical Christian evangelist.
Mark : Dude did you see the new Christ-chan Pics on the net?
Christ-chan by Markus 453 April 6, 2017
Words you can keep

Sheva Gautama Christ-chan 

The God of gods, the one true lord and savior.
(Can also stop people from dying after getting impaled through the brain with a tamping iron)
"But I guess Sheva Gautama Christ-chan, the one true god, decided that Gage still had unfinished business down here on Shit Outta Luck III" -Sam O'Nella 2019

shiva gautama christ chan 

The one true god according to sam onella
Thank shiva gautama christ chan for saving our son from cancer

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?! 

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

chris chan 

chris chan by TAZTHEMAN123 August 8, 2021

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Chris Chan 

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.
Chris Chan by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022
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