Christ cracker

A slur referring to a white Christian who says slurs referring to other races. It is derived from a slang millennial term for a communion wafer.

DrWitnesser/The Faithful Sheriff is trying to convert kids on Twitch and use the n-word on X? What Christ cracker...

Christ cracker by Vogue Hound February 28, 2026

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

christ onna cracker by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead

gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

christ on a cracker by mAniFEsTiNG March 18, 2019

Christ on a Cracker 

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.

Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!

Christ on a Cracker by michellezilla August 17, 2020

Christ on a Cracker 

Variation of Jesus Christ on a Cracker. An English idiom that represents surprise.

Brigitte finally did something right? Well Christ on a Cracker!

Christ on a Cracker by Brigitte Polcyn October 4, 2008

Jesus Christ on a cracker 

A notably more potent form of the exclamation"Jesus Christ!". Used to show extreme cases of shock, disgust, or awe.

John: Yo, I just hit your little sister with my car!
Bill: Jesus Christ on a cracker! Is the car ok?

Jesus Christ on a cracker by TGBen December 30, 2008

Christ on a cracker 

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

Christ on a cracker by Jennni December 3, 2019