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-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard

chrisper by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

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Chrisper

The one guy that could beat Matt in wii sports
The guy with the biggest dock to suck on and shove into your pussy plus he’s a hell of a pussy licker

Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m cumming hard
Girl: fill my pussy up

Chrisper by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

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Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

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nigger crisper

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

nigger crisper by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006

Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

Chrisparrow by Germa88 May 9, 2009

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honey chipotle chicken crispers

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.

"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

honey chipotle chicken crispers by Dieter A. August 10, 2008

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beer crisper

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.

who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.

beer crisper by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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