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chrisper 

-The goat of wii sports that could beat Matt (the one person in wii sport nobody could beat)
-Sexiest man in the world and the one with the biggest dick to suck on and shove in your pussy
Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m about to cum
Girl: fill me up hard
chrisper by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022
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Chrisper 

The one guy that could beat Matt in wii sports
The guy with the biggest dock to suck on and shove into your pussy plus he’s a hell of a pussy licker
Girl: harder chrisper harder
Chrisper: I’m cumming hard
Girl: fill my pussy up
Chrisper by Mother_sucker42069 July 15, 2022

Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

nigger crisper 

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.
Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.
nigger crisper by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006

Chrisparrow 

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.
Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!
Chrisparrow by Germa88 May 9, 2009

honey chipotle chicken crispers 

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.
"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

beer crisper 

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.
who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.
beer crisper by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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