Chris Shit
When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decides to watch Netflix or videos on the toilet.
Chris Shit by Andwe May 31, 2018
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Chris Shit
When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.
Chris Shit by Andwe May 31, 2018
Jesus Christ shit fuck
What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over
Jesus Christ shit fuck by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016
Christ-more-shit Shop
Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.
Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
Christ-more-shit Shop by perplexiglass December 25, 2009
Jesus Shit the Bed Christ
A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
Jesus Shit the Bed Christ by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021
jesus brick-shitting christ
jesus brick-shitting christ by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006
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