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Chrimbus 

A holiday ,usually celebrated in December, where you must keep your "Chrimbus Bush" trimmed and wet in order for the "Winter Man" to come out of his Winter Cave to put presents in your Chrimbus Bush. If your bush isn't trimmed and wet the winter man will not give you presents.
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Happy Chrimbus Everybody!
Chrimbus by MachetePhil December 14, 2010
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Chrimbus 

A loser. The word Chrimbus is an insult used against someone when you do not want to swear.
You are a chrimbus.
Chrimbus by ChrimbusLover September 3, 2018
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The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair
What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?
Crimbus by Gleek464 December 28, 2010
The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said
I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!
Crimbus by whitessnake December 6, 2010

Mury Chrimus 

Merry Christmas
Say mang, what up? Yeah mang, you have a Mury Chrimus too, my McNeil.
Mury Chrimus by iRobot49 December 27, 2011
For the boys who eat a lot. Big chungus plus ape.
YO CHIMBUS QUIT MUNCHING ON MY SNACKS!!!
Chimbus by Bubba2019 August 2, 2020
to say something so stupid that the listeners of said thing lose a chromosome
you have chrombusted me of how stupid that shit was
chrombust by Roach_78 April 4, 2021
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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