Chrimbus

A holiday ,usually celebrated in December, where you must keep your "Chrimbus Bush" trimmed and wet in order for the "Winter Man" to come out of his Winter Cave to put presents in your Chrimbus Bush. If your bush isn't trimmed and wet the winter man will not give you presents.

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Happy Chrimbus Everybody!

by MachetePhil December 14, 2010

Chrimbus

A loser. The word Chrimbus is an insult used against someone when you do not want to swear.

You are a chrimbus.

by ChrimbusLover September 3, 2018

Crimbus

The holiday in which Winter Man will come and leave you gifts, such as a Cinco Pasta Bear, under your Crimbus Bush if you do the following:

1) Keep your Crimbus Bush trim and wet

2) Eat your fair share of hair

What will Winter Man leave under my bush this year for Crimbus?

by Gleek464 December 28, 2010

Crimbus

The best holiday of the year, surpasses Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

Crimbus is all about receiving gifts, not giving.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, nuff said

I have no idea what I'm getting my friend for Crimbus!!

by whitessnake December 6, 2010

Mury Chrimus

Merry Christmas

Say mang, what up? Yeah mang, you have a Mury Chrimus too, my McNeil.

by iRobot49 December 27, 2011

Chimbus

For the boys who eat a lot. Big chungus plus ape.

YO CHIMBUS QUIT MUNCHING ON MY SNACKS!!!

by Bubba2019 August 2, 2020

chrombust

to say something so stupid that the listeners of said thing lose a chromosome

you have chrombusted me of how stupid that shit was

by Roach_78 April 4, 2021