Chowstand

When a man does a handstand with a sock on his cock while singing his favorite song!

Hey man you have to do a chowstand just like everybody else if you want to stay!

by Mamaphrodite January 4, 2019

CobStand

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.

The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

by WordsthatareRandom May 24, 2019

Chatstanding

In a large corporate Zoom/Teams meeting, attendees with nothing to add to the conversation make up for it with banal, cheerleading and good vibes in the meeting chat to make sure they are seen.

Not sure why Bob was in that meeting, but boy was he chatstanding with his shallow words of encouragement and inappropriate memes.

by jhertz3000 September 9, 2022

Chowtard

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

[Constandina]

A wonderful person
beautiful, cute, AMAZING
a lil greek princess
my everything
the greatest girl ever
the girl im going to spend forever with

Constandina is the love of my life man
DUH!

by Mickey Ds October 16, 2008

Costandinos

Big Willy

Oh my gosh did you hear about Greg and his Costandinos, I'ts HUGE!

by SonySti March 27, 2011

constandard

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.

It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.

by dietcokefan June 7, 2011