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Chowstand 

When a man does a handstand with a sock on his cock while singing his favorite song!
Hey man you have to do a chowstand just like everybody else if you want to stay!
Chowstand by Mamaphrodite January 4, 2019
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CobStand 

The place where everyone makes cob jokes and everyone names have cob in their name. To find the source of the cob town visit PigStand.
The CobStand is a place to hangout with people.

Chatstanding

In a large corporate Zoom/Teams meeting, attendees with nothing to add to the conversation make up for it with banal, cheerleading and good vibes in the meeting chat to make sure they are seen.
Not sure why Bob was in that meeting, but boy was he chatstanding with his shallow words of encouragement and inappropriate memes.
Chatstanding by jhertz3000 September 9, 2022

Chowtard 

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.
Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.
Chowtard by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

[Constandina] 

A wonderful person
beautiful, cute, AMAZING
a lil greek princess
my everything
the greatest girl ever
the girl im going to spend forever with
[Constandina] by Mickey Ds October 16, 2008

Costandinos 

Big Willy
Oh my gosh did you hear about Greg and his Costandinos, I'ts HUGE!
Costandinos by SonySti March 27, 2011

constandard 

To consider something to be standard, to assign an act or object to be part of the status quo. A compound word based on the prefix *con* from consider and the suffix standard.
It's constandard for NYC pedestrians to cross against the light.

Don't do that shit! Nobody constandards that behavior. It's inappropriate.

Some constandard it to crivet, but be careful not to get caught.
constandard by dietcokefan June 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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