Chowder Cow

Originally a military strategy, the Chowder Cow is a sexual act in which two sweaty obese men super-glued in the 69 position are thrown from a helicopter into a tornado while experiencing simultaneous projectile diarrhea and fellating one another. Each man's left thumb is deeply inserted into the other's anus, resulting in two powerful cone-shaped fountains of liquid feces spraying in opposite directions as the spiraling, wet mound of rippling fat and human excrement violently plummet towards earth, ending in a massive eruption of flesh, bones, organs, and various bodily fluids vaguely resembling a mixture of clam chowder and ground beef. If both men experience an Alaskan Firedragon at the exact moment they come in contact with the ground, it is known as a Chowder Dragon.

Me: "It appears as if a Chowder Cow is headed in our direction."

Friend: "Shit."

Chowder Cow by myno January 22, 2013

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

Cowtown Corn Chowder by drdutch June 12, 2007

chowderpowdercurryfounder 

The god and creator of curry and powder

Mr Chowdery is a chowderpowdercurryfounder

chowderpowdercurryfounder by k1dd1e f1ddler March 16, 2021

Bermuda Corn Cowder 

What happens when unexpected flatulance goes bad

Pat came to work and discovered he had carried in some Bermuda Corn Cowder.
trouser chili

Bermuda Corn Cowder by Patty o' Funature June 8, 2009