Choulders 

Where is a person is so big that there appears to be a lack of neck and the chin merges directly with the shoulders.

shup up you fat rat you got no neck you got a set of choulders instead

Choulders by fat patroller May 10, 2009

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Chunderstruck 

To drink alcohol in excess to the point of vomiting.

-To have been Chunderstruck.

Is also sometimes accompanied by air guitar and Angus Young impressions from all in the vicinity during said act, emphasising the AC/DC reference.

Dave: Oh man, did you see Michelle last night? She was chunderstruck after that triple Jager.

Chunderstruck by Spactacular December 22, 2010

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

porn shoulders by Memefield July 12, 2014

Koala Shoulders 

Super narrow shoulders

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.

Koala Shoulders by Lydiamaya June 16, 2016

Swimmer Shoulders 

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

Swimmer Shoulders by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

slopey shoulders 

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

slopey shoulders by The Realist! February 2, 2009