shoulderspy

someone who reads or watches a movie over your shoulder on a train or plane

whilst watching a movie on a plane you notice a warm breath over your shoulder coming from the seat behind you. really terrible offenders will have recently eaten garlic this person is a shoulderspy

by Simon von baron the 3rd May 20, 2013

counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

by kathryn money September 25, 2018

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.

She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.

by Memefield July 12, 2014

Koala Shoulders

Super narrow shoulders

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.

by Lydiamaya June 16, 2016

Swimmer Shoulders

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.

Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".

by HulkedOutGirl June 9, 2010

slopey shoulders

Means the opposite of "broad shouldered" (to act strong and confident and carry alot of burden/responsility in your stride). People (usually a manager) acquire this title by dodging work and/or making decisions and generally pass the buck onto a subordinate. This is done to avoid blame or to avoid doing a task that may be boring.

Officeworker 1: Dave the manager has just given me a pile of accounts to work on thats going to be externally audited!!

Officeworker 2: But he's more qualified than you to do it! Jeez that guy has got such slopey shoulders!

by The Realist! February 2, 2009

Koala shoulders

Super narrow shoulders.

My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders

by Lydiamaya June 19, 2016