chotched

the end result of too many alcoholic beverages. can also be spelled chatched, but thats lame.

man i had like 20 appletinis, im so fucking chotched.
The other night i was so chotched, i spelled it chatched, how gay was that.

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

cotched

To be in a state of intense relaxation.

"Come on mate lets go downstairs and watch the footy."
"Aww but I'm well cotched."

by Ashmanok February 20, 2007

Choched

To be high on marijuana or to be completely stoned.

That hit is gonna get you so choched

by thatchochedguy June 20, 2011

crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

chatched

Another term for wasted and stoned stupid

I can't smoked no more I'm already chatched!

by ChatchD247 October 20, 2004

chotchette

A female chotch. Please reference chotch. Briefly, a sorority girl (or wannabe sorority girl) who pretends to enjoy watching the NFL, loves eating at Chili's, still drinks domestic light beer in her 30's, plays beer pong to fit in with chotches, considers Jagermeister the "hard stuff", has extremely high levels of self-interest, has a Valley Girl accent even if from Ohio, for some strange reason cannot or will not remove her alma mater decorations from her home, car, office, and body, loves the Jersey Shore, usually a middle-manager, sometimes a yuppie, is perfectly cool with being proposed to at a large sporting event on the jumbotron, and so forth.

Dude, I think Katie is a chotchette... we drove to lunch at Chili's together in her Jeep listening to a mix of Dave Matthews Band and early '90's hip-hop. She said "totally" a lot and then ordered a Bud Light.

by the categorologist January 15, 2008

CHONCHED

extremely high, blazed, ripped, ect... on marijuana.

aye mang we got super chonched last night and kidnapped a cat

by covert31890 August 14, 2008