Chopsticking

v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)

The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.

by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

Chopsticking

It is the act of two guys rubbing their penises together. Is the male version of Scissoring.

Guy 1- "I walked in on Cole chopsticking with my dad."
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"

by padra6969 March 02, 2012

Chopsticking

Like spooning, but with the legs crossed like chopsticks.

My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning

by Lovebutts June 22, 2009

Chopsticking

When a man attempts to have sex with an Asian woman.

One male said to the other male, “Let’s go chopsticking tonight. I’m in the mood to bang a hot Asian.”

by Whatthefuckdudeidontcare August 06, 2009

chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.

I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.

by kai azad December 29, 2006

Chopstick

A Nickname in Rapping for a gun

I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.

by Rap Nibba April 11, 2018

Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT April 25, 2018