v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
by Sorensgun July 21, 2009

Guy 1- "I walked in on Cole chopsticking with my dad."
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"
Guy 2- "What is chopsticking?"
Guy 1- "It is when two guys rub their penises together"
by padra6969 June 01, 2012

My girlfriend prefers chopsticking to spooning
by Lovebutts June 21, 2009

One male said to the other male, “Let’s go chopsticking tonight. I’m in the mood to bang a hot Asian.”
by Whatthefuckdudeidontcare August 06, 2009

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
by kai azad January 02, 2007

by Rap Nibba May 25, 2018

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018
