Chopkin

When you rip a fat chop while you’re taking a deuce

I felt horrible until I took my morning chopkin.

by Walter Shite September 16, 2020

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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

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Choppin' meat

A relatively old term for having sex.

"Oh, Pete just flew into this town and he’s Choppin' meat." Adjusted lyric from the Roy Brown song Butcher Pete.

by akin305 February 24, 2009

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Choping

To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.

I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.

by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

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