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Choofahead 

An incompetent motorist. Someone who stops at yield signs when merge lane is clear. Someone who stops for yellow and even sometimes green traffic lights. Someone who watches you in there rear view mirror because they're worried about you being too close. Basically any poor driving observed while on the road.
man the roads are full of choofaheads today, ehh! Look forward and go you choofahead! I know you're not stopping at an f-ing green light you choofahead!?!? It's the one next to the brake......GO you Choofahead!!!
Choofahead by dancin fool 711 October 1, 2010
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chowdahead 

Someone who lives in the Boston area and has a great sense of regional pride, while fitting most of the stereotypes about people from the area to a T. They believe Boston is the best place to live, are fanatic fans of the Boston sports teams, dislike New Yorkers merely because of the sports rivalry, talk with the crude, non-rhotic New England accent, usually are pretty big drinkers, and are often proud of their Irish, and sometimes Italian heritage in addition to their Boston pride. Unlike Massholes, chowdaheads are not necessarily assholes.
Listening to the Dropkick Murphys while driving in your shamrock bumper stickered car, wearing a Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey. You're such a chowdahead, Murph.
chowdahead by Rosobola July 30, 2016
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026