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chofa

Another term for the super-sized chair-and-half's sold in furniture stores across the US. Somewhere between the size of an armchair and a loveseat. CHair + sOFA = CHOFA
Billy's ass was so fat, he needed to trade his chair in for a chofa.
by 32 Effs March 28, 2008
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chofa

When a penis (usually a chode) is so big you can sit on it.
Gal: I knew my boyfriend had a chode, but i didn't know it was a chofa!
by ChuckeCheese May 20, 2012
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chofa

when a chair makes love to a sofa
jane: "honey, i thought the living room felt empty so i went and got you a chofa for football night!"
by jessikamontana October 4, 2008
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Choadel

Person set in a fantasy world filled with Vanity. N. Choadswipe

Pural:. Can only be one; Thank God!

Likes to go Live & Direct. Dish (troll) out but doesn't like when it comes his way.
The Choadel is an Ass; and the Ass doesn't know where it's at.
by BMS31174 October 25, 2019
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CHOAP

The soap bubbles that hide in between a man's testicles and his asshole and are commonly discovered only after completely drying off post-shower.
Woman shouting from the other room: "Why are you showering twice?!"

Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"
by Brads Insaner March 5, 2013
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Choaniki

by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH
Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode
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