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chofa
chofa by ChuckeCheese May 20, 2012
chofa
jane: "honey, i thought the living room felt empty so i went and got you a chofa for football night!"
chofa by jessikamontana October 4, 2008
CHOAP
The soap bubbles that hide in between a man's testicles and his asshole and are commonly discovered only after completely drying off post-shower.
Woman shouting from the other room: "Why are you showering twice?!"
Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"
Man from shower "I'm not! Rinsed too fast and missed so much choap it looks like I have nut-rabies!"
CHOAP by Brads Insaner March 5, 2013
Choaniki
Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode
"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH
Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode by The outliner of contradictions June 19, 2020
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.