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Chongers

someone that smokes a lot of cannabis
Damn those guys in hall green can sure chong the pukkas!their real chongers
by messy org April 13, 2009
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Chongers are extremely large jager bombs, OR any extremely large object.
Andrea's boobs are Chongers.
by Kim Kumor March 24, 2008
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A chonger is a short and fat set of fingers on one's hand.
Billy! That guy has fatass chongers !!
by Larissam June 14, 2016
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Chongers

This is the term used to define huge breasts.
Bill: "Do you think Amy is hot?"
Ted: "Her face is ok, but she has the biggest chongers of all time!"
by The_Juggernaut June 11, 2010
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Friend 1: I have a teacher called Mr boner.
Friend 2: You should call him Mr Chongers.
*Friend 1 and friend 2 laugh their asses off for 10 minutes straight. This is based off of true experiences.*

Friend 1: I like your chongers.
Friend 2: I like Bill's chongers.
by meao39157 February 4, 2025
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r/chonkers

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
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r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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