Chongers 

someone that smokes a lot of cannabis

Damn those guys in hall green can sure chong the pukkas!their real chongers

Chongers by messy org April 13, 2009

Chongers 

Chongers are extremely large jager bombs, OR any extremely large object.

Andrea's boobs are Chongers.

Chongers by Kim Kumor March 24, 2008

Chongers 

A chonger is a short and fat set of fingers on one's hand.

Billy! That guy has fatass chongers !!

Chongers by Larissam June 14, 2016

Chongers 

This is the term used to define huge breasts.

Bill: "Do you think Amy is hot?"
Ted: "Her face is ok, but she has the biggest chongers of all time!"

Chongers by The_Juggernaut June 11, 2010

Chongers 

Boobs, typically big ones.

Friend 1: I have a teacher called Mr boner.
Friend 2: You should call him Mr Chongers.
*Friend 1 and friend 2 laugh their asses off for 10 minutes straight. This is based off of true experiences.*

Friend 1: I like your chongers.
Friend 2: I like Bill's chongers.

Chongers by meao39157 February 4, 2025

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them

Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive

r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.

Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!

r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020