Chonder

Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.

Why is peter talking about whales with lasers attached to it?

He’s just speaking chonder.

by ~Samman September 20, 2019

chonder

If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.

I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.

by Iain White July 19, 2006

chonder

something that is absolutely huge can be referred to as chonder

That guys dick last night was absolutely Chonder

by Lamonator December 20, 2004

Chondering

Just to get along with things as they go along for good or bad

poppy was chondering along with life as Tom looked on happy with himself

by moosemonkey December 15, 2010

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

chonder

can be used instead of yonder, tells that something is far away

man 1: yo, wanna head to the beach later?
man 2: nah, that’s way down chonder

by Vagipeenooty March 06, 2022