Chonder
Useless talking among a group of friends. Usually when they are fucked up (High, Drunk, Tripping, etc.). Has no relevant meaning or any purpose, it’s just chonder.
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chonder
If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.
chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006
Related Words
chonder • Chonder Kilos • Chondering • liggy chonders • Chonker • chowder • choner • chonger • chowderhead • choder
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chonder by Vagipeenooty March 6, 2022
Chonder Kilos
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012
Chundertwat
A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Clampt Chowder
A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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