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If something is is far away it can be said to be chonder. Can be used in the place of yonder. The opposite of here. Off in the distance.
I don't think that we are going to find any ducks here Daniel. They all seem to be over chonder.
chonder by Iain White July 26, 2006
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something that is absolutely huge can be referred to as chonder
That guys dick last night was absolutely Chonder
chonder by Lamonator December 20, 2004
can be used instead of yonder, tells that something is far away
man 1: yo, wanna head to the beach later?
man 2: nah, that’s way down chonder
chonder by Vagipeenooty March 6, 2022

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012

Chundertwat 

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Chundertwat by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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