chommel

A stand out idiot, that never fails to live up to the stupidity they are know for.

Look at him over there, what an absolute chommel.

by Chommel-copter June 19, 2023

Chommel

To eat aggressively. Out of pure instinct and necessity. One enters a trance when chommelling.

- Wow. That dog is fully just chommelling on its own shite right now
- That curry looks disgustingly chommellable

by chommeller November 12, 2025

chomelet

a delicious omelet with crunched up cheetos.

Felicia is having a chomelet

by Feliciatweetz June 10, 2009

Chimmel

(1) Small furry animal, similar to a gerbil, only more friendly. Very energetic, likes to run on its wheel all day; rarely tires. (2) Junior worker in professional services firm or in corporate America, eager to please and able to perform mindless repetitive tasks with great enthusiasm for little reward.

"Call staffing and tell them to send me three chimmels to get these numbers crunched next week"

by Simon Pearce September 22, 2005

chommers

The one guy you want wherever you go as a friend at a party going out wherever. Liked and capable and generally awesome.

That party sucked yeah chommers shouldve been there

by Tyrone27 July 29, 2009

chummel

(verb) to pass faeces from one persons anus to anothers throught a tube.

Blake : "Dude, can I borrow your car"
David : "Sure, But you owe me a chummeling Blake"

by ass-monkey May 9, 2006

Chompel

Chompel/Ciompel is derived from a lithuanian word "Čiompelis" which defines:

An overweight (usually antisocial) person that acts egotistically in order to save his fragile ego. He takes jokes too personally and cant back what he says up.

Person 1: Person x is a chompel.
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: He just can't take a damn joke, started flaming me. A walking L if you ask me.

by ArmantasRamanauskas August 24, 2022