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Comes from Little Britain (BBC, Matt Lucas/David Walliams, 2003-05), specifically the Marjorie Dawes character. Dawes, played by Lucas, runs a "Weight Watchers"-style weight loss program, "Fat Fighters". In one episode, seh asked the group "What foods can we get cravings for?". One member said "Cohcolate", and Marjorie wrote "Choclit" on the white-board.
"We all like Choclit Cake"
choclit by James Vick January 1, 2006
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Teacher gets up and begins to write this weeks spelling list on the board, as she comes to writing the word 'chocolate' her brain fails on her as she is caught in a regressive memory of her weekend dancing naked on acid and writes 'choclit'.
choclit by naybubble July 31, 2005
Sweet like choclit
Choclit by Jokestingz September 16, 2010
n., 1. A chocolate covered clitoris.
2. A sweet milky piece of candy in a pink moist wrapper.
3. An Mmmm&Mmmmm.
4. The tastiest thing in the world!!
"Damn! I'm craving choclit again..."
choclit by Clit Che October 29, 2007

Choclit Milf 

The result of pouring chocolate milk onto the vagina of a milf.
John: Hey Andrea, want a choclit milf?
Andrea: I'd love one!
Choclit Milf by Kwing October 20, 2010

Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )
Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Chochita 

A tight or small vagina
Man, that girl last night had a nice chochita!
Chochita by NorCal Slumper April 12, 2018
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