Chodney

A short, fat man/boy. Basically a fat dwarf. Often hairy and unattractive.

Eric Cartman is a chodney.

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009

chodney

A term associated with black, it can refer to both objects and people.

Jack always confuses chorney with chodney.

by RevenuitsPanda April 01, 2008

chodney

An Asian version of "Rodney" from "only fools and horses" (British TV sitcom). Amalgamation of "choddu" and "Rodney".

Kameshwar spent all day carrying his brother`s SIM card stall around Basildon, only to get mugged for the takings by chavs from Kent. What a fucking chodney, He should stay in East Ham.

by Proper Londoner February 27, 2008

Chodney Ripple

A section of flab on the stomach of a chodney. Also known as a spare tire. A veritable insult in its own right.

Bunny: Scott you're a lanky prick!
Scott: Fuck off, you chodney ripple!

by matrixbadger May 30, 2009