Chodet

Chode is defined as: a guy who is lame. Chodet is the same definition but describing a female.

Jennifer is such a chodet!!

by Josh Tindel August 22, 2006

Chodet

A chodet (pronounced with a silent 't') is an insult used by an individual with class, education and status, and implies that the one being subjected to the insult has, or is a penis that is wider that it is large.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.

Charles: "You, peasant; I put it to you that you are a chodet!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"

Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"

by Dr. Josef Mengele April 7, 2012

chodet

a fat vagina, more then normal size

the girl has a chodet

by lildill April 24, 2008

Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

chodehump

Humping a short fat dick

Taylor is a chodehump because he humps short fat dicks

by D-Slong April 1, 2015

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021