A chodet (pronounced with a silent 't') is an insult used by an individual with class, education and status, and implies that the one being subjected to the insult has, or is a penis that is wider that it is large.
It is frequently used when the user thinks the one being subjected to the insult as socially inferior, although is sometimes directed at those of equal or higher status to demean them.

Charles: "You, peasant; I put it to you that you are a chodet!"
Conner: "Yeah well fuck you dick-wank-monkey-jizz-twat!"

Alistair: "You are a chodet, your majesty"
Elizabeth II: "Lol I am, aren't I?!"

Chodet by Dr. Josef Mengele April 7, 2012

Related Words

Chodette • Chodet • chodeth • chodetrip • chode toes • chode teaser • chode thumbs • Chode Toad • chode taco • chode-tastic

chodet

a fat vagina, more then normal size

the girl has a chodet

chodet by lildill April 24, 2008

Chode body

A short fat person

1: dude have you seen that obese midget

2: total chode body

Chode body by Chode body May 22, 2015

Chode Britches

A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.

This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.

Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."

Check out that dude's pants, they're like "Chode Britches" or something.

Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011

chodehump

Humping a short fat dick

Taylor is a chodehump because he humps short fat dicks

chodehump by D-Slong April 1, 2015

commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026