A very large penis, with the width and density of a Chode, but the length of a very long penis. Ranges from 10-15 inches. You are a very proud man to have one.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.