Chodeass

When you're ass is shaped like a chode. Rather than this.. ()(), it's like this... ( )( )

Yeah sup chodeass i'll lick your nuts and jizz in your eyes.

by doodoobug January 23, 2009

Chodeasaurus

A very large penis, with the width and density of a Chode, but the length of a very long penis. Ranges from 10-15 inches. You are a very proud man to have one.

Don't make me slap you with my chodeasaurus!

by Wall of Impossibility January 13, 2011

Chodeasaurus

A being with a chode body and a dinosaur head

1)"Dewey, man,hey come look at this epic pic of a chodeasaurus!"

2) "Hey man come look at this chodeasaurus-rex skeleton!"

by Luka D'a November 19, 2010

Chodess

The female equivalent of a "Chode". An undesirable woman, usually one that attends local clubs/bars/venues attempting to get laid.

I can't believe that chodess at the end of the bar is hitting on me, she looks like a zombie Margaret Thatcher.

by BlackJesus1449 January 8, 2020

Chodess

A chodess is when a girls vagina is twice the size of a mans chod horizontally and vertically.

Girl 1- my chodess hurts so bad I could just lick a toe
Girl 2- wtf is a chodess and why do you have 2 butts?
Girl 1- that’s not a but it’s a Chodess!

by Opap September 15, 2021