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Chocolocker 

Pronounced "Shock o locker" after the movie "Chocolate". A chocolocker occurs when you perform a shocker on someone and are left with residual feces on either one or both of the "poo" fingers.
We were hanging out last night, got a little funky, and I ended up with a chocolocker on my driving hand.
Chocolocker by haskdav February 18, 2011
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Chocoblocked 

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
Chocoblocked by Twisteromono September 17, 2013

Swinging cocklocker 

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
Swinging cocklocker by Davedale August 24, 2019

choclocker 

a shithead of a brother who spends all the parents money
“That’s because all the money gets spent on the choclocker”
choclocker by legendurie March 4, 2018

choco locker 

A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!
Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!
choco locker by mr_rimmher August 16, 2009

cocklocker 

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.
cocklocker by Rapease June 16, 2011

Cocklocker 

Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks
Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!
Cocklocker by Luke Johnsonstone October 23, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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