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Chocolocker

Pronounced "Shock o locker" after the movie "Chocolate". A chocolocker occurs when you perform a shocker on someone and are left with residual feces on either one or both of the "poo" fingers.
We were hanging out last night, got a little funky, and I ended up with a chocolocker on my driving hand.
by haskdav February 18, 2011
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Chocoblocked

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
by Twisteromono September 17, 2013
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Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.
I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .
by Davedale August 24, 2019
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choclocker

a shithead of a brother who spends all the parents money
“That’s because all the money gets spent on the choclocker”
by legendurie March 4, 2018
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choco locker

A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!
Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!
by mr_rimmher August 16, 2009
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cocklocker

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.
by Rapease June 16, 2011
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Cocklocker

Male who loves to lock the cock in the buttocks
Karissa: Tom is such a cocklocker!
by Luke Johnsonstone October 23, 2008
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