Chocolate Nuts

In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.

My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".

Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".

by ald;jfdlfnadjflaubfuryui May 19, 2009

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 27, 2018

Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

by xdubz420 December 12, 2016

chocolate nut burst

When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.

status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."

by nogang March 08, 2011

chocolate nut fudge

When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts

"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom

"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry

by The giver of Info February 11, 2022

chocolate nut-stash

When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.

Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"

Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"

by daveycrocketmothafucka August 19, 2011

chocolate nut roll

A chocolate nut roll is a type of sexual act.

Eww... my gf is doing a chocolate nut roll!

by h2008 June 15, 2018