Chococock

A strap on dildo made out of edible chocolate

Man, Bubba made tuddle suck a chococock today on the BTLS radio show.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Chocoblocked

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.

I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.

by Twisteromono September 17, 2013

chocohonkey

a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."

literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."

see oreo

Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?

by Dieje December 23, 2008

Chocblock

When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.

I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.

by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009

choco cock

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.

Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!

by pspmiles May 18, 2014

chopcock

A Jew (pejorative), by reference to the custom of circumcision.

He was just another chopcock on his way to Harvard.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

chococockospermiation

The newest line of drugs from male enhancement companies will cause men to generate sperm which tastes like chocolate. The result will be happier men and women.

Gena: "You gave Tim head all night?!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"

by THEChOcoHoliC November 3, 2007