Chococock
Chococock by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019
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Chocoblocked
When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
Chocoblocked by Twisteromono September 17, 2013
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chocohonkey
a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."
literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."
see oreo
literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."
see oreo
Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?
chocohonkey by Dieje December 23, 2008
Chocblock
When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
Chocblock by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009
choco cock
A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.
Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
choco cock by pspmiles May 18, 2014
chopcock
chococockospermiation
The newest line of drugs from male enhancement companies will cause men to generate sperm which tastes like chocolate. The result will be happier men and women.
Gena: "You gave Tim head all night?!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"
chococockospermiation by THEChOcoHoliC November 3, 2007
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