Chococock
Chococock by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019
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Chocoblocked
When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.
I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.
Chocoblocked by Twisteromono September 17, 2013
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chocohonkey
a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."
literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."
see oreo
literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."
see oreo
Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?
chocohonkey by Dieje December 23, 2008
Chocblock
When somebody prevents you from eating a delicious sugary snack, usually a chocolately delight of some sort. Just like a cockblock except with chocolate.
I was going for the fudge sundae with ravenous vigor, but my wife chocblocked me at the last moment with some sort of gay speech about heart disease and diabetes. After 13 years of marriage you would think she would want me to die to get the life insurance money. Dammit.
Chocblock by RiffRaff CR October 17, 2009
choco cock
A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.
Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!
choco cock by pspmiles May 18, 2014
chococockospermiation
The newest line of drugs from male enhancement companies will cause men to generate sperm which tastes like chocolate. The result will be happier men and women.
Gena: "You gave Tim head all night?!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"
Sarah: "Yeah, he's got that new chococockospermiation stuff! It was great!"
Gena: "I'm so jealous!"
chococockospermiation by THEChOcoHoliC November 3, 2007
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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