Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 07, 2005

Zatoichi

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

by wanker November 28, 2004

PETCH

powerful erections teach children how!
Police enjoy the child hunt!

You big sick petch

by wanker April 27, 2003

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 04, 2003

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker March 29, 2005

dox

A collection of scat memorabilia.

ie. to be one dirty cunt

by wanker June 02, 2003

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003