wanker's definitions

wank

1.British for msturbation.
2.An insult to do with wanking (see above).
3.something shit.

1. God, I need a wank.
2.Yanks are such wankers
3.That film was wank.

by Wanker May 13, 2005

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

Chocoball Mukai

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

by wanker November 28, 2004

Cimbom

Nickname for the Turkish soccer club Galatasaray.

Cimbom scored three goals last night against Fenerbahce.

by wanker November 28, 2004

Zatoichi

A character in a series of Japanese films about a blind traveling swordsman.

Zatoichi killed that guy with his sword.

by wanker November 28, 2004

shudo

The Japanese practice of "manly love," or homosexuality.

All the samurai got together in the castle and practiced shudo with each other

by wanker November 28, 2004

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003