wanker's definitions

clorisa

sexiest person on the face of the earth

by Wanker October 7, 2003

Max Hardcore

A guy who wears shorts, a polo shirt and a cowboy hat.

Check it out, that guy is Max Hardcore!!

by wanker January 7, 2005

self-oral

The highly prized act of self-fellatio. Only performed by 0.000001% of the male species. Never seen, as performers never leave their place of residence.

I took Yoga lessons for 10 years, just to learn self-oral.

by Wanker February 10, 2003

uberlicious

so uber it makes me want to shit myself

i am going to shit myself

by wanker November 4, 2003

smack'a'roni

the same as monney, cash, rupies, chiefs, SMACKS!!

gay1: What do you take for a night bitach!?
gay2: Me love you long time for 100 smack'a'ronies

by wanker February 20, 2003

Chocoball Mukai

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

by wanker November 28, 2004

dox

A collection of scat memorabilia.

ie. to be one dirty cunt

by wanker June 2, 2003