Chocnog

A drink made by drinking eggnog that is poured down someone's butt-crack. Similar to drinking a beer as it is poured between breasts.

The I enjoy drinking the Chocnog my wife makes during the holidays.

by F4sleezy December 3, 2020

chocogasm

eating high quality choclate and experiencing bliss like states of choc-erotic pleasure

After that second truffle from Maison du Chocolat I had an incredible chocogasm

by Fritz February 4, 2004

chornography

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.

Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"

by calicoblondie March 11, 2011

chocoghetti

Luke (Cameron Boyce) combines choclate syrup with spaghetti.

Chocoghetti is a good fruit I think

by YuhDevvy January 26, 2021

chocogender

sweet yummy people who eat chocolate all day. here's a poem about 'em.
Desolate chocolate islands.
Ecstaticly yummy
Looping donuts
Understandably kind
Secretly funny
Insanely hilarious
Obviously sweet
Not a idiot
Are very loving
Leaping to their own beat
(read this as an acronym)

Charles: I want to talk to that kid
Mal: He's chocogender
Charles: where's the acronym about chocolategender
Mal: search up on urban dictionary
Chocogender: you do know Just cus im made of chocolate doesn't mean you can hear right?
Charles and friends: idiot you cant be made of chocolate you'll die
Chocogender: oh yeah zoo wee mama
(editors note: I was payed five fucking dollars to make this)

by imnotajokeyouare December 9, 2021

chocogasam

noun-To get such a high from eating chocolate that your entire body begins to tingle, and you enter your "happy place."

Frank: Why is Susan rolling on the floor with my Hershy bar?
James: Oh, just ignore her, she's having a chocogasam

by Kirstilia Hcaorssor March 12, 2009

Chocnose.

A reverse titfuck . "Chocnose".

I turned around straddled her face for a reverse chocnose.

by anonymous November 12, 2020