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A drink made by drinking eggnog that is poured down someone's butt-crack. Similar to drinking a beer as it is poured between breasts.
The I enjoy drinking the Chocnog my wife makes during the holidays.
Chocnog by F4sleezy December 3, 2020
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chocogasm 

eating high quality choclate and experiencing bliss like states of choc-erotic pleasure
After that second truffle from Maison du Chocolat I had an incredible chocogasm
chocogasm by Fritz February 4, 2004

chornography 

Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"

Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011

chocoghetti 

Luke (Cameron Boyce) combines choclate syrup with spaghetti.
Chocoghetti is a good fruit I think
chocoghetti by YuhDevvy January 26, 2021

chocogender 

sweet yummy people who eat chocolate all day. here's a poem about 'em.
Desolate chocolate islands.
Ecstaticly yummy
Looping donuts
Understandably kind
Secretly funny
Insanely hilarious
Obviously sweet
Not a idiot
Are very loving
Leaping to their own beat
(read this as an acronym)
Charles: I want to talk to that kid
Mal: He's chocogender
Charles: where's the acronym about chocolategender
Mal: search up on urban dictionary
Chocogender: you do know Just cus im made of chocolate doesn't mean you can hear right?
Charles and friends: idiot you cant be made of chocolate you'll die
Chocogender: oh yeah zoo wee mama
(editors note: I was payed five fucking dollars to make this)
chocogender by imnotajokeyouare December 9, 2021

chocogasam 

noun-To get such a high from eating chocolate that your entire body begins to tingle, and you enter your "happy place."
Frank: Why is Susan rolling on the floor with my Hershy bar?
James: Oh, just ignore her, she's having a chocogasam

Chocnose. 

I turned around straddled her face for a reverse chocnose.
Chocnose. by anonymous November 12, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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