Chocnog
A drink made by drinking eggnog that is poured down someone's butt-crack. Similar to drinking a beer as it is poured between breasts.
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chornography
Chornography consists of any of a variety of household tasks or duties -- ranging from sweeping, laundry and dusting to closet organization or dish washing -- with the intent of eliciting sexual excitement. Most often employed by the male in a female/male household.
Petunia: "Last night, Antonio made a fabulous dinner, then cleaned up the kitchen, and THEN folded all the laundry! I have never been so turned on in my life!"
Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
Buttercup: "Nothing like a little chornography to get a girl in the mood!"
chornography by calicoblondie March 11, 2011
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chocoghetti by YuhDevvy January 26, 2021
chocogender
sweet yummy people who eat chocolate all day. here's a poem about 'em.
Desolate chocolate islands.
Ecstaticly yummy
Looping donuts
Understandably kind
Secretly funny
Insanely hilarious
Obviously sweet
Not a idiot
Are very loving
Leaping to their own beat
(read this as an acronym)
Desolate chocolate islands.
Ecstaticly yummy
Looping donuts
Understandably kind
Secretly funny
Insanely hilarious
Obviously sweet
Not a idiot
Are very loving
Leaping to their own beat
(read this as an acronym)
Charles: I want to talk to that kid
Mal: He's chocogender
Charles: where's the acronym about chocolategender
Mal: search up on urban dictionary
Chocogender: you do know Just cus im made of chocolate doesn't mean you can hear right?
Charles and friends: idiot you cant be made of chocolate you'll die
Chocogender: oh yeah zoo wee mama
(editors note: I was payed five fucking dollars to make this)
Mal: He's chocogender
Charles: where's the acronym about chocolategender
Mal: search up on urban dictionary
Chocogender: you do know Just cus im made of chocolate doesn't mean you can hear right?
Charles and friends: idiot you cant be made of chocolate you'll die
Chocogender: oh yeah zoo wee mama
(editors note: I was payed five fucking dollars to make this)
chocogender by imnotajokeyouare December 9, 2021
chocogasam
noun-To get such a high from eating chocolate that your entire body begins to tingle, and you enter your "happy place."
Frank: Why is Susan rolling on the floor with my Hershy bar?
James: Oh, just ignore her, she's having a chocogasam
James: Oh, just ignore her, she's having a chocogasam
chocogasam by Kirstilia Hcaorssor March 12, 2009