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chocks away

term used by british pilots in ww2 to indicate that they were ready to take off and therefore required that the blocks placed in front of the planes wheels be removed so the plane can take off... the blocks were placed there origionaly to stop the plane from rolling away. said with a stiff old fasioned british accent (don't go thinking that all british people speak in a "posh" british accent u arrogant americans.
chocks away old boy, got to go and beat jerry so we can all be home before christmas!
by David Rees November 23, 2003
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Chocks Away!

A sex act where the receiver is elderly and requires a Zimmer frame for mobility. Before penetration, attach some strings to some chocks, wedge a chock under each frame wheel for stability, hold the strings loosely in each hand, then proceed to bend the receiver over the frame and go to town.

At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be staffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.
I gave this old chick a chocks away! last night, it was incredible.
by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025
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