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When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.
by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025
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At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be staffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.
At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be staffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.
by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025
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