Definitions by EarthlyWormhole
Chocks Away!
A sex act where the receiver is elderly and requires a Zimmer frame for mobility. Before penetration, attach some strings to some chocks, wedge a chock under each frame wheel for stability, hold the strings loosely in each hand, then proceed to bend the receiver over the frame and go to town.
At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be spaffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.
At point of ejaculation, shout "Chocks Away!" and with one last powerful thrust, pull the chocks away by the strings, knocking the receiver over the Zimmer frame and onto the floor. The ejaculate will be spaffing all over the now floored (and fully satisfied) receiver.
Chocks Away! by EarthlyWormhole March 31, 2026
The Old Peculiar
When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.
The Old Peculiar by EarthlyWormhole December 14, 2025