Taking an old dirty sock with you into an alley. Quickly shitting in it. Then proceed to run out of the alley and slap someone with the shit filled sock.
"His face smelled like shit having been hit with a dirty chocko socko"
After the woman takes a massive dump she wipes back to front leaving a little "extra something" on her vagina, then runs outside jumps in the snow and runs back inside so you can eat it while it's still cold. "Michigan Choco Taco"
I missed the ice creamtruck yesterday so that hot girl Shawna gave me a "Michigan Choco Taco" to hold me over.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.