Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.
Related Words

intergluteal cleft 

Intergluteal Cleft is the technical term for butt crack. It is located in the two inches just below where the buttocks connects with the lower back. Many times the Intergluteal Cleft can be exposed by people bending over while wearing low cut, miss fitting jeans.
While bending over to pick up his tools, the plumber exposed his intergluteal cleft. He really should look in to getting that waxed.
intergluteal cleft by IamTheNight December 5, 2014

Cleft Lip and Palate 

A congenital deformity in which a child is born with a hole in the roof of their mouth. This could be unilateral or bilateral; one hole or two holes. This deformity is usually corrected at birth and throughout childhood/adolesence. This deformity effects a child's psychological well being as well as physical. So... be nice.
I was born with a unilateral cleft lip and palate.. and no I am not retarded.
Cleft Lip and Palate by Proud Cleftie February 27, 2011

anal cleft 

n. the proper legal term for the ass crack
City Councilman: "...and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the Daytona Beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their anal cleft in such a manner, so has to.....
An insanely firm bottom that attracts all the guys, even if you are a guy.
Did you see that guy's chlef? I bet he's a flamer
Chlef by Jamaicanhomoguy May 1, 2010
Used to address an individual who is exhibiting the characteristics of a cleft.
Oi, Clefty.
That's a bit Clefty.
clefty by DJ Ofetsu April 12, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next