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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
Slang for a hair from your private area. Used by people from Kentucky.
My sandwich has a chizzle on it!
Chizzle by Larry Mitchell January 27, 2009
When Cj cums on someone’s face
A cjizzle took place in cjs imaginary girlfriends room
cjizzle by Pussy whacker associate November 24, 2017
ANOTHER word to describe cocaine, predominantly in the North Wales/Cheshire area
Out tonight in Rhyl, goin to smash some Chizz....or Chizzle in before heading to Rosie o gradies.
Chizzle by Draft2016 July 22, 2016

cojizzerate 

The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.
Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"
cojizzerate by GreetingsADM June 13, 2018
One who is too cheap for their own good

One who hoardes stuff thinking they will reuse it
That damn Chizler built his his whole house out of used lumber!
Chizler by Robertloseedo October 8, 2015