Definitions by GreetingsADM

Cluster Brunch 

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.

Cluster Brunch by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023

cojizzerate 

The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.

Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"

cojizzerate by GreetingsADM June 13, 2018

Detroit date night 

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

Detroit date night by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

Sommaltier 

An expert in the fine art of selecting and pairing the proper 40 oz malt beverage.

I'm going to ask the Sommaltier if I should choose the Colt or the Maddog as a compliement to my beef jerky.

Sommaltier by GreetingsADM September 19, 2016

Pissing in One's warm spot 

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

Pissing in One's warm spot by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015