cojizzerate

The act of complaining with others as a part of a joint complaint or standard complaint without the motivation or ability to do anything about what they are complaining about. A Portmanteau of commiserate and jizz (from circlejerk).
Similar to a circlejerk except with complaining instead of praising.

Person 1: "Chicago is a tumor on the rest of IL"
Person 2: "IKR, we should become our own state"
Person 3: "Ya'll just cojizzerate"

by GreetingsADM June 13, 2018

cosmizzerate

To smoke with friends and catch up.

Let's cosmizzerate downstairs.

by jesjjjes July 28, 2016