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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
An all day party. A brunch or breakfast gathering of friends that lasts all day and late into the evening.
Our friends invited us for brunch and it turned into a crizzle.
Crizzle by raysalittlehell August 6, 2019

Christler 

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.
Christler by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012

fo' shizzle my crizzle 

White folk equivalent to "fo' shizzle my nizzle" meaning, most definately my cracker!
Sir#1:Hey there Francis! Are we heading to the library today?
Sir#2:fo' shizzle my crizzle!
Slang for a hair from your private area. Used by people from Kentucky.
My sandwich has a chizzle on it!
Chizzle by Larry Mitchell January 27, 2009

Mizzle Crizzle 

Variant of Moon Cricket. Also meaning nigger, porch monkey, yard ape, boot lip, knuckle dragger, etc.
Fried chicken and watermelon is a delicacy among many a Mizzle Crizzle!
Mizzle Crizzle by Hitman 12 May 21, 2015