Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??
Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.
Just before the serviceAunt Hazelrolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.