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Stairface Chippendale

A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

"Stairface" may refer to either:

A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.

Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.

"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
Stairface Chippendale by kult December 14, 2010

bryce chippendale 

he likes ruby harrap
he also likes bryce chippendales peen

Sam Chippendale'd 

Consuming enough alcohol and/or drugs to become fucked beyond belief.
guy 1: yo, you going to that party
guy 2: yh im gonna get absolutely sam chippendale'd
guy 1: woah
Sam Chippendale'd by slowthai December 22, 2018

The Chippendale Lunge 

The manner of movement, to witch a male dancer if positioned over a sitting subject, drops his head below the subjects eye line and rises between the legs of the subject.
The Chippendale Lunge is a male dance move that is sexual in nature.
The Chippendale Lunge by 9x May 28, 2018

Chippendales 

The strip club just for women (and gay men).
After high school graduation, Jimmy hopes to get a full time job at Chippendales

chippendales 

Male Strippers that entertain orstrip in Las Vegas and Reno
Man, when I go to Las Vegas, I'm gonna see the Chippendales live.
chippendales by Adriana June 25, 2005