Chipotless 

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

Chipotless by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts 

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea 

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotlerrea by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

chipotle shit 

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

chipotle shit by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout 

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect 

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

Chipotle Effect by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011