Chipopher

A cross between a chipmunk and a gopher. Fur is spikey but smooth. Imaginated animal created by a friend of a friend.

Bob: If you could be any animal what would it be and why?
Rob: A chipopher, since no one has spotted one yet.

by GIR needs rehab October 15, 2008

Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

chipotlerrea

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.

Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

by Burritos For Breakfast March 12, 2016

Chipophelia

An obsession with Chip Esten

CHIP: Ooh! Oh, Wayne, I think you're sweet, I really feel ya
WAYNE: Do ya do ya?
CHIP: I can tell right now that you've got Chipophelia!
WAYNE: Uh-huh!

by Horward April 28, 2008

Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.

Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!

by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

egg and chipper

A some person who orders egg and chips in a fancy restaurant.

Ussie is such an egg and chipper, he always insists on ordering egg and chips when we go to the Italian.

by Hard boiled May 14, 2016

chipotlerrhea

A condition in which a massive amount of feces are discharged from the bowels very frequently and in a mixed liquid and bloody form.

Joe: I had explosive chipotlerrhea after eating that burrito!
John: You better get yourself some Chipotlaway!

by drmctrollerson September 10, 2014