Chip Teaser 

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.

“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*

Chip Teaser by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022

chiptease 

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

chiptease by catrap August 4, 2011

Chiptease 

Walkers Crisps

They're such a chiptease, those things *tuts*

Chiptease by Rose'n'Dolls August 11, 2011

Chiptease 

Gums only Blowjob

"Grandmama said our special Chiptease is a secret from Mama and Papa. She says I get gummy bears after. I like gummy bears!"

Chiptease by Lostmountainsmaneat December 31, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019