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Chink Chink Chink'd

When someone of asian heritage is minding his/her own business and randomly becomes the victim of senseless racist remarks or just plain ridiculously bad luck.
"I'm standing outside footaction on 34th and 7th minding my own business waiting for my girlfriend.
Three black guys walk by me and say CHING CHONG CHUNG as they walk by me...Chink Chink Chink'd!
Chink Chink Chink'd by FatEddie February 20, 2009

Chink dink 

This refers to a male who is a bit short in manhood.
When he exposed himself to me in the shower I tried to not laugh at his Chink dink.
Chink dink by Sir Duke 21 October 10, 2016

Chink dick 

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.
Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!
Chink dick by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

chink dink 

A very small penis. Named after how Chinese (Asian) men have mediocre units.
I asked John if he had a chink dink and he said yes! What a loser!
chink dink by Dradle God May 28, 2006

chink dance 

verb: to use a blank expresion, open your eyes very big, do the robot, and shake your head violently....often done to techno music
1) *music playing*: im a techno union ship, your a techno union ship.....*andrew and alex chink dancing*
chink dance by Dave Farley April 20, 2005

chink-a-dink 

A derogatory term for an Asian American.
Man I hate chink-a-dink drivers!!!
chink-a-dink by i.c.lovecraft August 15, 2011

Big Dick Chink 

Harry wang is a big dick chink
Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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