6 definitions by Dave Farley

mochigger

n. a combination of a motherfucker, a chink, and a nigger. Thus resulting in a mochigger

1)Hey you mochigger!
2) andrew, your being a mochingger.
3) eat my dick like mochiggers do.

by Dave Farley April 21, 2005

bernie kosar

the sexist man ALIVE (also plays football).his penis is SO large, that the earth is one of his balls.

ur friend: damn that guys hot!
u: but not as hot as bernie kosar!

by Dave Farley April 5, 2005

high five!

the thing that normal people do to everyday things.

1.hey look! its bernie kosar! high five! *high fives*
2. we just high fived! high five! *high fives*
3. OW you just hit my eye! high five! *high fives*
4. OW my hand hurts from high fiving.....high five! *high fives*
5. no really.. my hands bleeding. high five! *high fives*

by Dave Farley April 5, 2005

he be invading

1. a phrase used to describe anyone who invades
2. a prase that comes to mind whenever Andrew's twin (Jake Stacey) is mentioned

1. Bernie Kosar be invading my penis!
2. Hey andrew! look its your twin! (inside minds of people) he be invading

by Dave Farley April 5, 2005

chink dance

verb: to use a blank expresion, open your eyes very big, do the robot, and shake your head violently....often done to techno music

1) *music playing*: im a techno union ship, your a techno union ship.....*andrew and alex chink dancing*

by Dave Farley April 21, 2005

techno union ship

originaly from Star Wars: BattleFront. It's equivilent to Bernie Kosar's hotness in word form.

StarsWars Guy: You MUST destroy the techno union ship!
Other Dude: Fuck You! The techno union ship is HOT.
Andrew & Alex: * Chink Dancing & Singing*: IM A TECHNO UNION SHIP, YOUR A TECHNO UNION SHIP, WERE ALL TECHNO UNION SHIPS!!!!!!

by Dave Farley April 21, 2005