Chingrish 

A joke, used primarily by Muricans while ordering sushi in Chinese restaurants, that may come off as plain racist instead of racist but funny since the Chinese have no problem whatsoever saying the word English. (Well, ok, yeah, it's going to be Een-guh-lee-shuh at first because of the short syllable thing, but the *L* is fine, dammit.)

It's the Japanese who can't say L to save their lives. (Literally. In World War II, American GIs would use "lolapalooza" as a shibboleth. Chinese allies could make the perimeter easily, "Nips" starting in with rara... got finished up with lead flying their way.) Since the Chinese and Japanese have some history, it makes the confusion especially unappreciated. (Mandarin can't say L at the *end* of a sound either ("towel" turns into either "tower" or "tawo"), but that's beside the point.)

Hey! Chang! Hit us up with some of that Chingrish! Ching chong ling long ting tong!

Tamade SB! My name is Chaahng and I haffa no probalem speak Engelish! You arways cannot teo Chinese from Japanese. I *hate* fucking 小日本!

Brooo... not cool. You shouldn't be so racist, man.

Chingrish by Laowai-tse August 19, 2013

Chingrish 

A language (Ranguage), used primarily (Primariry) by people who are learning English, who currently 'speak a Chinese'. This is very stereotypical and found in countries where English is the first (Primary) language. To speak fluent (FRUUUENT) in the Chingrish language (Ranguage) you have to change l's to r's and add emphasis on certain words. Now that you have mastered Chingrish you will be able to communicate with the Chinese community. GUNG HAI FAT CHOIIIIIIII

EXAMPLES OF CHINGRISH SPEAKERS:
JACKIE CHAN
OWNAGE PRANKS
TUONG LO KIM (ASIAN MAN FROM SOUTH PARK)
KIM JONG UN
KIM JON IL

EXAMPLE:

ASIAN MAN:
"HERRO WERCOME TO PF CHANG'S RESTAURANT, I AM PREASEDDDDDD TO MEAT YOU. WOULD YOU RIKE SOME WHITEEEE RICE WITH THATTTT APETISR PREASEEEEEEEE?"

RUSTOMERRRR:
"OH, I SEE YOU ARE ARSO FRUENT IN THE SPEAKING A CHINGRISH RANGUAGE. I AM PREASED TO MEAT YOU."

Chingrish by Kaz_ December 14, 2013

chingrish 

The ABC version of chinese(cantonese or mandarin). Consists of badly mispronounced chinese words and english. Used mainly to communicate with fobby relatives, parents and fobby classmates who refuse to speak English.

Those who speak real chinese look down at people who use this form of chinese by making fun of them whenever they can because they are insecure faggots.

"ngor kum yut chut hui sek fan hai TGI Friday." (Today, I'm going out to eat at TGI Fridays)

"Lay Hoi Yee Sign Application Kan Juu Bay ngor Return hui Human Resources." (You can sign the application and give it to me so I can return it to Human Resources)

"Bong ngor mai Metal Gear Solid ah, mommy!!!"
(Buy me Metal Gear Solid, Mommy!)

chingrish by William Chan January 9, 2004

Chinggis Khan 

AKA Genghis Khan, was a supreme leader and the King (Khan / Khaan (Mongolian)) of Mongolia in the 13th Century to conquer the biggest land-held empire in the history.

Chinggis Khan is the Mongolian pride.
Chinggis Khan led his troops to flatten Baghdad to its ground 800 years ago.
Anyone who fought him were sworn to have his head rolled.

Chinggis Khan by Nisvanis January 23, 2011

Chonglish

Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.

I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.

Chonglish by Koreanist June 10, 2005

Chunglish

English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.

(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.

First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.

Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!

Chunglish by mmmmichyeo May 19, 2009

Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.

"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"

Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009